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Police: Man Gets Shot to Avoid Work
Feb 29 10:56 PM US/Eastern
PASCO, Wash. (AP) - What happened to faking a cough? Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was out jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid an upcoming drug test.

The friend, Kurtis Johnson, of Burbank, has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was booked into the county jail and is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.

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1. Jorb   February 29th, 2008 - 7:31 pm

You go girl!

2. Jack   February 29th, 2008 - 11:07 pm

At least he didn’t shoot one of his coworkers!
http://blog.bizzflip.com/bizzflipcom/2007/08/corporate-co-wo.html

3. SoCal Patriot   March 1st, 2008 - 1:32 am

At least he didn’t spam his blog, looking for hits…

4. EWD   March 1st, 2008 - 5:34 am

Was this guy an account executive or a lawyer?

5. Aborted Liberal   March 1st, 2008 - 11:50 am

Next time point it at your head

6. Redrowan2000   March 1st, 2008 - 2:25 pm

Does that mean theres a job opening somewhere?

7. PJ   March 1st, 2008 - 6:00 pm

……..DUMB ASS!!!

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